ADVENTURE TIME!
Early yesterday morning I set off in the Appia from Central London to drive to South Oxfordshire. Bright, cold weather, and moderate traffic. I would have taken the old A40 as a more Appia-friendly road but the fan belt has been slipping so that the car gets hot in traffic, and Wycombe goes on for ever. I did not have time for a B road route. To avoid the M25 I drove along the 50 mph M4 and turned north on the A404 to join the M40 at Wycombe. Approaching the roundabout near Marlow at about 60 mph, the brakes failed. Pulling on the handbrake had no effect. Changing down had some effect but not enough. By great good fortune I was able to enter the roundabout safely and immediately exit onto a quiet country road, where I rolled to a halt in a car park for a children's play area.
The wheels did not feel hot. Under bonnet inspection showed the brake fluid to be very low, but still above the minimum mark.
After too many bad experiences with the RAC and AA, I have joined GEM. Recommended! Their bloke arrived in 25 minutes, found brake fluid on the rear right hand brake, and took me to my destination on the back of his truck in another 25 minutes.
My mechanic had just arrived at my place ready to fit the alternator. He confirmed a split seal on the cylinder, with fluid contamination of the shoes, but he did not have his puller tool for the front hubs with him so we haven't been able to check why the front brakes also failed. Anyway, the hoses are new but we plan to change all four cylinders.
Hairy stuff, but all well. The last time I had a total brake failure was in 1989. I was driving a Triumph Vitesse too fast, and ended up in a ditch, but was unhurt.
Anyway, the alternator fits. This will solve the slipping belt problem which was caused by the dynamo moving about.
I add that I was wearing suitably chappish clothing but did not have a pipe clamped in my steely jaws. Perhaps I should get one.



