M' Lords, Ladies & Gentlemen,
This is not the first "Best Man's" speech I have had the pleasure in giving, however, although all
of the previous couples are now divorced, sighting a goat in one set of proceedings, which, I still
think was totally unnecessary and stressful, on the goat. It's a great honour nay privilege to offer
my congratulations to Harvey and Daisy on this auspicious occassion. I'm sure he will spend many
happy hours underneath her and if he's lucky may even get inside her on occassions, mind you he
will have to pamper her too, if he doesn't want her to drive him up a wall or even reverse him into
a corner.
My grandmother always used to say a speech should be like a ladies skirt, long enough to cover
the subject but short enough to be of interest....so
In closing may I ask you to charge your glasses and drink to the longterm rust free happy life
journey of Harvey and Daisy and remember:
A GAMMA IS FOR LIFE
NOT FOR CHRIS AS NO-ONE ELSE WILL EVER BUY HER OFF YOU
'the colonel'