try explaining that when you get home

[Scarpia]

Last sunday this appeared in the local free rag.

This Kappa, which is rather well parked in the enclosed terrace of a Belgian cafe was "inserted" there in the early hours of Sunday morning by a 21 year old driver who was rather anxious the police did not catch him. He passed a patrol car at "considerable speed" which then gave chase.The driver had no intention of stopping and proceeded to demolish a road closed barrier and drive through several red lights with the police in pursuit.Despite following him at speeds in town exceeding 180 km/h they were unable to catch him.He eventually took a poor entry line into a roundabout and exited directly into the local cafe (pub) .Fortunately, because it was 5 in the morning the regulars had moved in from the terrace so nobody was hurt....

The driver was injured in the crash and the police have taken his licence for 15 days.....