I think my email signature is better:
Oh, this email is for the intended recipient only, any divulgence will be met with extreme prejudice
if you tell anyone I'll deny it, I wasn't in the country at the time, I don't even have a computer and my
mobile phone is analogue and if I did sent it then I was probably very, very, drunk and I therefore
cannot be held responsible for any action or inaction undertaken on my behalf, so there.
Me too - absolutely brilliant!
Cheers
Alan